Wednesday - a haiku
I woke up startled seven syllables go here Wednesday you suck ass
Phantom of the Opera - an objective review.
There’s this guy called the Phantom, right? Well he basically squats in a theater and extorts money from the owners because he’s a deranged maniac. He has no superpowers - which was a big let-down. He develops a dangerous obsession with a girl called Christine, who also seems to be a bit touched in the head but she sings like a lark and is generally busty. He develops her singing but...